18:57:22: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
18:57:24: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
19:02:32: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins). @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery of their package.
20:01:25: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) continues their delivery.
21:03:14: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). Luckily, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
22:02:02: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
23:00:56: Package delivered by O.D. Bodkins for $100,000