19:25:02: Package picked up by Feisty Gazebo
19:25:03: Feisty Gazebo was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco.  Luckily, Feisty Gazebo vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Feisty Gazebo resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
23:03:45: Feisty Gazebo took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by Daggwood Bronson, tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite.  Daggwood Bronson currently has the package.
00:40:03: Someone once told Illiaen Abraxas that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Illiaen Abraxas knows Daggwood Bronson has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Illiaen Abraxas but the time is almost here.  Daggwood Bronson's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Illiaen Abraxas's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Illiaen Abraxas is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Illiaen Abraxas the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Daggwood Bronson's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
03:05:19: The smell of Daggwood Bronson's completely immolated ship flares up Sable Nyx's nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck.  "Parcel transferred" emit's from Sable Nyx's bracelet, signaling more credits to be made.  Sable Nyx continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
03:16:09: Sable Nyx was feeling THAT feeling.  The feeling of the win just over the horizon.  A smile crept across Sable Nyx's face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when Calto Fremis launched an electrified bola at their feet.  Sable Nyx can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before Sable Nyx's head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep.  Calto Fremis smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
03:25:03: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $100,000