15:10:53: Package picked up by Wulfrien Helgial
15:10:54: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial). @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery of their package.
16:01:11: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) got one over on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) see's @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) did not see before. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
17:01:11: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
18:01:09: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
19:01:05: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
20:00:04: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
21:00:37: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continues their delivery.
22:00:36: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
23:00:38: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
23:11:46: Package delivered by Wulfrien Helgial for $180,000