11:43:13: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
11:43:14: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau).  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery of their package.
12:00:00: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes on their way.
12:43:36: Package delivered by Jack Corbeau for $40,000