17:07:16: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
17:07:17: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
18:01:01: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
18:07:58: Package delivered by O.D. Bodkins for $40,000