10:20:38: Package picked up by Sable Nyx
10:20:39: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Sable Nyx after a failed package theft attempt.  Sable Nyx resumes on their way.
11:00:54: Someone once told Mac Nielson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Mac Nielson knows Sable Nyx has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Mac Nielson but the time is almost here.  Sable Nyx's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Mac Nielson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Mac Nielson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Mac Nielson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Sable Nyx's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
12:00:33: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Sable Nyx got one over on Blaylock Samson once before.  So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Blaylock Samson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Blaylock Samson see's Sable Nyx running hurriedly down the street.  Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Sable Nyx doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before.  Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Sable Nyx escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
13:00:45: Mac Nielson stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Sable Nyx's destruction.  Instead Sable Nyx resumes on their way, Mac Nielson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
14:00:33: Sable Nyx was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Sable Nyx vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Sable Nyx resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
14:20:45: Package delivered by Sable Nyx for $100,000