16:59:12: Package picked up by Glenn Murphy
16:59:13: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) knows @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
17:00:26: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
17:30:17: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s ship rams head-first into @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s cockpit. The package is snagged by @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) after a daring space walk. "Parcel transferred."
17:59:29: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $60,000