20:33:34: Package picked up by Wulfrien Helgial
20:33:35: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
20:47:55: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) successfully spears @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) to a wall through their chest. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
21:01:01: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
21:02:02: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way.
21:02:20: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial), who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
21:05:25: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial). @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery of their package.
21:05:33: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
21:13:47: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
22:01:00: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
23:01:16: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
04:34:04: Package delivered by Wulfrien Helgial for $200,000