14:38:44: Package picked up by Stephen King
14:38:45: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_451(Stephen King) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_451(Stephen King) resumes on their way.
15:00:23: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
15:38:47: Package delivered by Jack Corbeau for $40,000