15:46:18: Package picked up by Nicholas Jusino
15:46:19: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Nicholas Jusino got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before. So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Nicholas Jusino running hurriedly down the street. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Nicholas Jusino doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Nicholas Jusino escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
16:06:10: Mac Nielson does not normally mourn death. Mac Nielson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Mac Nielson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Nicholas Jusino emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Nicholas Jusino dove, taking a shot mid-air. Nicholas Jusino was not thinking about human connection, unlike Mac Nielson. This is arguably why Mac Nielson was shot in the gut. Nicholas Jusino resumes their delivery, package in tow.
17:05:42: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Blaylock Samson hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Blaylock Samson has used it, targeting Nicholas Jusino's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Nicholas Jusino's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Blaylock Samson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Nicholas Jusino dips their ship, skirting past Blaylock Samson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
18:00:34: Someone once told Mac Nielson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Nicholas Jusino got one over on Mac Nielson once before. So definitely, for Mac Nielson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Mac Nielson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Mac Nielson see's Nicholas Jusino running hurriedly down the street. Mac Nielson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Mac Nielson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Nicholas Jusino doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Mac Nielson did not see before. Mac Nielson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Nicholas Jusino escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
19:04:24: Blaylock Samson steadily took aim from a second story window as Nicholas Jusino ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Blaylock Samson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Nicholas Jusino resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
20:02:23: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Nicholas Jusino's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Nicholas Jusino's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Nicholas Jusino dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
21:01:08: Nicholas Jusino is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Nicholas Jusino smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Nicholas Jusino lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Nicholas Jusino's adrenaline. Ignoracious Buttafucco fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Nicholas Jusino. "Not today, my friend." Nicholas Jusino twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Ignoracious Buttafucco four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
22:07:27: Nicholas Jusino was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Nicholas Jusino vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Nicholas Jusino resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
23:01:43: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Nicholas Jusino got one over on Blaylock Samson once before. So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Blaylock Samson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Blaylock Samson see's Nicholas Jusino running hurriedly down the street. Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Nicholas Jusino doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before. Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Nicholas Jusino escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
23:53:23: Package delivered by Nicholas Jusino for $180,000