21:42:42: Package picked up by Jason Ball
21:42:43: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) manically runs after @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
22:00:02: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) came into view. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) barely heard @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
23:00:35: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
23:32:39: @peepso_user_376(Jason Ball) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) currently has the package.
05:42:57: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $80,000