22:33:56: Package picked up by Sable Nyx
22:33:57: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Sable Nyx ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Sable Nyx resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
23:33:26: Sable Nyx has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from Leroy Palestine's MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to Leroy Palestine, but flung to unknown reaches of the universe.  "Parcel transferred."
23:33:56: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $40,000