04:25:43: Package picked up by Liz Buchholz
04:25:44: @peepso_user_459(Liz Buchholz) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_459(Liz Buchholz) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_459(Liz Buchholz) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_459(Liz Buchholz)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_459(Liz Buchholz).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_459(Liz Buchholz) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
05:02:34: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_459(Liz Buchholz)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_459(Liz Buchholz) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
05:28:13: Package delivered by Liz Buchholz for $40,000