04:42:16: Package picked up by Sawborg Destructo
04:42:17: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
05:00:36: @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  Luckily, @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_514(Sawborg Destructo) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:42:17: Package delivered by Sawborg Destructo for $40,000