15:50:43: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
15:50:44: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
15:53:12: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery with the package.
16:00:54: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
16:09:02: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) manically runs after @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
16:09:11: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) fires two pistol shots at @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s kneecaps, dropping them to their knees.  "Parcel transferred."
16:47:31: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) successfully spears @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) to a wall through their chest.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) snags the package from the ground in front of them.  "Parcel transferred."
17:01:01: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes on their way.
17:02:11: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship fires two nuclear torpedos into @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship, instantly incinerating it.  The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable.  "Parcel transferred."
18:01:06: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy).  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery of their package.
18:52:23: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues their delivery.
18:52:34: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial), who continues on their way with the package.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
19:00:10: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
19:09:29: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) bludgeons @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body.  "Parcel transferred."
19:51:47: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $260,000