18:59:47: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
18:59:48: Leroy Palestine was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Blaylock Samson. Luckily, Leroy Palestine vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
19:00:02: Blaylock Samson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Leroy Palestine after a failed package theft attempt. Leroy Palestine resumes on their way.
19:00:19: Toe Cutter's ship rams head-first into Leroy Palestine's ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate Leroy Palestine's cockpit. The package is snagged by Toe Cutter after a daring space walk. "Parcel transferred."
19:02:15: Toe Cutter has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. Toe Cutter is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Leroy Palestine" scrawled on it in pink paint. Leroy Palestine picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Toe Cutter. Fuck eaten. Good job, Leroy Palestine. "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
19:43:59: The smell of Leroy Palestine's completely immolated ship flares up Toe Cutter's nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from Toe Cutter's bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. Toe Cutter continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
20:28:45: Mac Nielson does not normally mourn death. Mac Nielson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Mac Nielson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Toe Cutter emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Toe Cutter dove, taking a shot mid-air. Toe Cutter was not thinking about human connection, unlike Mac Nielson. This is arguably why Mac Nielson was shot in the gut. Toe Cutter resumes their delivery, package in tow.
20:50:32: Leroy Palestine successfully spears Toe Cutter to a wall through their chest. Toe Cutter has time to yell, "You bastard," as Leroy Palestine snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
21:11:44: Blaylock Samson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Leroy Palestine after a failed package theft attempt. Leroy Palestine resumes on their way.
21:11:54: Toe Cutter tried to sneak on board Leroy Palestine's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Leroy Palestine continues their delivery.
21:37:38: Toe Cutter is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Leroy Palestine after a failed package theft attempt. Leroy Palestine resumes on their way.
22:00:18: Mac Nielson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Leroy Palestine after a failed package theft attempt. Leroy Palestine resumes on their way.
22:20:04: Leroy Palestine leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Toe Cutter. Toe Cutter smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Leroy Palestine is incinerated. Toe Cutter throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. Toe Cutter breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," Toe Cutter whispers in reply.
22:53:35: Toe Cutter has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. Toe Cutter is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Leroy Palestine" scrawled on it in pink paint. Leroy Palestine picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Toe Cutter. Fuck eaten. Good job, Leroy Palestine. "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
23:02:28: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Blaylock Samson. A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Blaylock Samson mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Blaylock Samson took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Blaylock Samson put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Blaylock Samson crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Leroy Palestine to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Leroy Palestine came into view. Blaylock Samson pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Blaylock Samson had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Blaylock Samson barely heard Leroy Palestine running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Leroy Palestine continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
03:18:53: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $280,000