08:59:06: Package picked up by Glenn Murphy
08:59:07: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) continues their delivery.
09:11:07: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
10:06:34: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) got one over on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) see's @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) did not see before. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
11:01:47: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes on their way.
12:07:48: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
13:31:10: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
14:00:29: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery of their package.
15:00:26: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery of their package.
15:56:52: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery with the package.
16:00:29: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
16:54:21: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) successfully spears @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) to a wall through their chest. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
16:59:06: Package delivered by Glenn Murphy for $220,000