08:59:06: Package picked up by Glenn Murphy
08:59:07: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) continues their delivery.
09:11:07: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
10:06:34: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) got one over on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) once before.  So definitely, for @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson), that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) see's @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) running hurriedly down the street.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) did not see before.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
11:01:47: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes on their way.
12:07:48: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
13:31:10: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
14:00:29: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy).  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery of their package.
15:00:26: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy).  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery of their package.
15:56:52: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery with the package.
16:00:29: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
16:54:21: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) successfully spears @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) to a wall through their chest.  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) snags the package from the ground in front of them.  "Parcel transferred."
16:59:06: Package delivered by Glenn Murphy for $220,000