20:58:19: Package picked up by epicavenger
20:58:20: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Mac Nielson. A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Mac Nielson mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Mac Nielson took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Mac Nielson put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Mac Nielson crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for epicavenger to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." epicavenger came into view. Mac Nielson pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Mac Nielson had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Mac Nielson barely heard epicavenger running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" epicavenger continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
23:02:21: Jack Loveless (epicavenger) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Todd Huish (todd). Luckily, Jack Loveless (epicavenger) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Jack Loveless (epicavenger) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
23:02:23: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Todd Huish (todd). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Todd Huish (todd) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Todd Huish (todd) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Todd Huish (todd) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Todd Huish (todd) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Jack Loveless (epicavenger) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Jack Loveless (epicavenger) came into view. Todd Huish (todd) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Todd Huish (todd) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Todd Huish (todd) barely heard Jack Loveless (epicavenger) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Jack Loveless (epicavenger) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
23:02:28: Jack Loveless (epicavenger) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Todd Huish (todd). Luckily, Jack Loveless (epicavenger) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Jack Loveless (epicavenger) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
23:02:48: Todd Huish (todd) tried to sneak on board Jack Loveless (epicavenger)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Jack Loveless (epicavenger) continues their delivery.
23:03:20: Todd Huish (todd) shot a missile at Jack Loveless (epicavenger) and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with Todd Huish (todd).
23:53:54: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Sable Nyx (Shayla225). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Sable Nyx (Shayla225) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Sable Nyx (Shayla225) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Todd Huish (todd) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Todd Huish (todd) came into view. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Sable Nyx (Shayla225) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Sable Nyx (Shayla225) barely heard Todd Huish (todd) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Todd Huish (todd) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
23:54:08: Todd Huish (todd) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Sable Nyx (Shayla225). Sable Nyx (Shayla225) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Todd Huish (todd) is incinerated. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," Sable Nyx (Shayla225) whispers in reply.
00:58:30: Package delivered by Sable Nyx for $160,000