11:56:59: Package picked up by Remi Delux
11:57:00: Remi Delux was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Remi Delux vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Remi Delux resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
12:00:46: Remi Delux was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Remi Delux vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Remi Delux resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
13:00:26: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Remi Delux.  Remi Delux resumes delivery of their package.
14:00:34: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Remi Delux's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Remi Delux's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Remi Delux dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
15:11:49: Remi Delux was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Remi Delux vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Remi Delux resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
16:09:44: Package delivered by Remi Delux for $100,000