16:39:19: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
16:39:20: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
17:01:01: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
18:00:38: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
18:22:53: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) currently has the package.
19:00:01: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes on their way.
19:02:50: @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
20:00:00: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
20:05:40: @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) fires two pistol shots at @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s kneecaps, dropping them to their knees. "Parcel transferred."
20:33:32: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy). The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
20:39:20: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $180,000