04:33:56: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
04:33:57: Leroy Palestine was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Leroy Palestine vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:00:44: Leroy Palestine is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Leroy Palestine smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Leroy Palestine lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Leroy Palestine's adrenaline.  Mac Nielson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Leroy Palestine.  "Not today, my friend."  Leroy Palestine twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Mac Nielson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
05:34:41: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $40,000