17:17:04: Package picked up by discopig
17:17:05: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) knows @peepso_user_467(discopig ) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) but the time is almost here.  @peepso_user_467(discopig )'s ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  @peepso_user_467(discopig )'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
17:33:32: Someone once told @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) knows @peepso_user_467(discopig ) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) but the time is almost here.  @peepso_user_467(discopig )'s ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  @peepso_user_467(discopig )'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
17:33:38: @peepso_user_467(discopig ) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe.  "Parcel transferred."
18:02:33: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
18:25:51: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $80,000