21:41:23: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
21:41:24: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues their delivery.
22:01:08: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues their delivery.
23:01:09: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
23:26:55: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)" scrawled on it in pink paint. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy). Fuck eaten. Good job, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial). "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
00:08:26: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) currently has the package.
00:14:17: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is bloody from head to toe after a rough number of successful entanglements. "Geronimo, fuckstick!" They look up at the voice and see a a dot in the sky. It quickly turns into two dots: a sky born @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) on a rocket powered hang-glider, and the portable thermonuclear device they've dropped. "Parcel transferred," can be heard from dispatch as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) swoops past the mangled corpse and snags the package.
00:53:15: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
01:08:58: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues their delivery.
01:21:52: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) currently has the package.
05:41:44: Package delivered by Wulfrien Helgial for $180,000