08:09:46: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
08:09:47: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  Luckily, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
09:00:37: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues their delivery.
09:10:37: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $40,000