16:43:46: Package picked up by Feisty Gazebo
16:43:47: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Feisty Gazebo got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before. So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Feisty Gazebo running hurriedly down the street. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Feisty Gazebo doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Feisty Gazebo escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
17:00:21: Mac Nielson does not normally mourn death. Mac Nielson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Mac Nielson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Feisty Gazebo emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Feisty Gazebo dove, taking a shot mid-air. Feisty Gazebo was not thinking about human connection, unlike Mac Nielson. This is arguably why Mac Nielson was shot in the gut. Feisty Gazebo resumes their delivery, package in tow.
17:21:01: Column McClowed stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Feisty Gazebo's destruction. Instead Feisty Gazebo resumes on their way, Column McClowed's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
17:21:04: Column McClowed successfully spears Feisty Gazebo to a wall through their chest. Feisty Gazebo has time to yell, "You bastard," as Column McClowed snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
17:56:45: Package delivered by Column McClowed for $80,000