07:59:03: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
07:59:04: Leroy Palestine was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Leroy Palestine vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
09:53:33: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $20,000