23:11:13: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
23:11:14: Blaylock Samson does not normally mourn death. Blaylock Samson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Blaylock Samson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Leroy Palestine emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Leroy Palestine dove, taking a shot mid-air. Leroy Palestine was not thinking about human connection, unlike Blaylock Samson. This is arguably why Blaylock Samson was shot in the gut. Leroy Palestine resumes their delivery, package in tow.
23:34:17: Long Dread's ship fires two nuclear torpedos into Leroy Palestine's ship, instantly incinerating it. The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable. "Parcel transferred."
00:10:22: Long Dread took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by Column McClowed, tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. Column McClowed currently has the package.
00:11:14: Package delivered by Column McClowed for $60,000