17:12:06: Package picked up by Tharg The Mighty
17:12:07: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
19:30:49: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
21:38:18: Package delivered by Tharg The Mighty for $40,000