14:59:42: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
14:59:43: Iggy Starlord fights off Mac Nielson and gets to keep the package
15:00:47: Blaylock Samson misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Iggy Starlord.  Iggy Starlord resumes delivery of their package.
16:00:33: Blaylock Samson steadily took aim from a second story window as Iggy Starlord ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Blaylock Samson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Iggy Starlord resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
17:00:18: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Iggy Starlord ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Iggy Starlord resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
18:00:28: Ignoracious Buttafucco does not normally mourn death.  Ignoracious Buttafucco is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of Ignoracious Buttafucco thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Iggy Starlord emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  Iggy Starlord dove, taking a shot mid-air.  Iggy Starlord was not thinking about human connection, unlike Ignoracious Buttafucco.  This is arguably why Ignoracious Buttafucco was shot in the gut.  Iggy Starlord resumes their delivery, package in tow.
19:00:18: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $100,000