16:27:08: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
16:27:09: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
17:00:01: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) continues their delivery.
18:00:38: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
19:00:34: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
19:35:48: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins). @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery of their package.
19:35:58: Someone once told @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) got one over on @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) see's @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) did not see before. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
20:01:05: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) manically runs after @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
20:27:54: Package delivered by O.D. Bodkins for $140,000