23:44:17: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
23:44:18: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
00:25:20: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe.  "Parcel transferred."
00:44:59: Package delivered by Nicholas Jusino for $40,000