07:44:05: Package picked up by Mercer Pompadour
07:44:06: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
08:00:30: @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
09:00:30: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
10:01:14: @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
10:04:27: @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
11:00:31: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
11:44:31: Package delivered by Mercer Pompadour for $120,000