10:39:40: Package picked up by Gotterdammerung Ragnarok
10:39:41: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
11:00:26: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
12:00:29: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) resumes on their way.
13:00:23: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) got one over on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) see's @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) did not see before. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
13:43:29: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
14:00:19: @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
14:14:25: @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok), who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
15:05:39: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
16:04:50: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) got one over on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) see's @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) did not see before. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
17:05:03: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
18:04:58: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
18:28:49: @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty). This is arguably why @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
18:29:19: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty), who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
18:39:43: Package delivered by Tharg The Mighty for $260,000