22:34:55: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
22:34:56: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues their delivery.
22:45:04: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis), who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
22:54:54: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship rams head-first into @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s cockpit. The package is snagged by @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) after a daring space walk. "Parcel transferred."
22:58:10: As @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) rounds a corner, they are distracted for more than a split second by a hastily posted cardboard cut-out of a Zyxxan Hound fornicating with a famous human politician from centuries before. This momentarily lapse in focus is all @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) needs in order to slam a large whirring chainsaw into the chest of @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon). "Parcel transferred."
22:59:57: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon), who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
23:00:22: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) manically runs after @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
23:35:00: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $120,000