14:42:34: Package picked up by Gotterdammerung Ragnarok
14:42:35: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
15:00:23: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
16:00:21: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) came into view. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) barely heard @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
17:00:23: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) continues their delivery.
18:00:18: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) knows @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
19:00:25: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). Luckily, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:00:46: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:49:19: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
21:00:32: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
21:02:01: @peepso_user_108(Gotterdammerung Ragnarok) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery with the package.
21:10:59: @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) fires two pistol shots at @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s kneecaps, dropping them to their knees. "Parcel transferred."
21:19:46: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen). The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
21:22:32: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine). The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
21:25:21: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) manically runs after @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
21:25:30: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) currently has the package.
21:40:44: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
22:00:28: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine). @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery of their package.
22:26:28: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s ship rams head-first into @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s cockpit. The package is snagged by @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) after a daring space walk. "Parcel transferred."
22:32:00: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s ship fires two nuclear torpedos into @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s ship, instantly incinerating it. The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable. "Parcel transferred."
22:32:58: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen). This is arguably why @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
22:33:14: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
22:33:19: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
22:42:34: Package delivered by Jeff Colen for $440,000