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04:00:38: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
04:00:39: Blaylock Samson misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Leroy Palestine.  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery of their package.
05:00:37: Mac Nielson tried to sneak on board Leroy Palestine's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  Leroy Palestine continues their delivery.
06:02:17: Blaylock Samson does not normally mourn death.  Blaylock Samson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of Blaylock Samson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Leroy Palestine emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  Leroy Palestine dove, taking a shot mid-air.  Leroy Palestine was not thinking about human connection, unlike Blaylock Samson.  This is arguably why Blaylock Samson was shot in the gut.  Leroy Palestine resumes their delivery, package in tow.
07:20:04: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  Ignoracious Buttafucco has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  Leroy Palestine ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  Leroy Palestine almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Ignoracious Buttafucco's trap. Frantic, Leroy Palestine activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, Leroy Palestine hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As Ignoracious Buttafucco manically runs after Leroy Palestine firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Leroy Palestine's grenades, losing a leg.  Leroy Palestine continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
08:01:20: Mac Nielson steadily took aim from a second story window as Leroy Palestine ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Mac Nielson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
09:00:07: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Leroy Palestine's destruction.  Instead Leroy Palestine resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
10:03:08: Mac Nielson tried to sneak on board Leroy Palestine's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  Leroy Palestine continues their delivery.
11:01:51: Blaylock Samson stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Leroy Palestine's destruction.  Instead Leroy Palestine resumes on their way, Blaylock Samson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
12:24:56: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $160,000