20:20:54: Package picked up by "OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail
20:20:55: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
21:02:01: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:00:00: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
23:03:32: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) came into view. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) barely heard @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
04:25:12: Package delivered by "OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail for $80,000