06:29:19: Package picked up by Long Dread
06:29:20: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Long Dread after a failed package theft attempt.  Long Dread resumes on their way.
06:59:34: Someone once told Feisty Gazebo that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Feisty Gazebo knows Long Dread has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Feisty Gazebo but the time is almost here.  Long Dread's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Feisty Gazebo's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Feisty Gazebo is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Feisty Gazebo the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Long Dread's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
07:00:33: Blaylock Samson does not normally mourn death.  Blaylock Samson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of Blaylock Samson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Long Dread emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  Long Dread dove, taking a shot mid-air.  Long Dread was not thinking about human connection, unlike Blaylock Samson.  This is arguably why Blaylock Samson was shot in the gut.  Long Dread resumes their delivery, package in tow.
07:00:36: Someone once told Feisty Gazebo the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Long Dread got one over on Feisty Gazebo once before.  So definitely, for Feisty Gazebo, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Feisty Gazebo stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Feisty Gazebo see's Long Dread running hurriedly down the street.  Feisty Gazebo takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Feisty Gazebo ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Long Dread doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Feisty Gazebo did not see before.  Feisty Gazebo takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Long Dread escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
07:02:43: The smell of Long Dread's completely immolated ship flares up Feisty Gazebo's nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck.  "Parcel transferred" emit's from Feisty Gazebo's bracelet, signaling more credits to be made.  Feisty Gazebo continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
07:07:07: Feisty Gazebo leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall.  Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Calto Fremis.  Calto Fremis smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Feisty Gazebo is incinerated.  Calto Fremis throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them.  Calto Fremis breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them.  "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned.  "Parcel transferred, indeed," Calto Fremis whispers in reply.
07:51:47: Feisty Gazebo stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Calto Fremis's destruction.  Instead Calto Fremis resumes on their way, Feisty Gazebo's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
08:01:31: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Calto Fremis's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Calto Fremis's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Calto Fremis dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
09:07:19: Blaylock Samson stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Calto Fremis's destruction.  Instead Calto Fremis resumes on their way, Blaylock Samson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
10:34:34: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $180,000