06:58:41: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
06:58:42: Iggy Starlord fights off Ignoracious Buttafucco and gets to keep the package
07:00:43: Blaylock Samson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Iggy Starlord after a failed package theft attempt.  Iggy Starlord resumes on their way.
07:58:47: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $40,000