17:23:08: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
17:23:09: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
18:01:38: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
19:01:58: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
20:00:29: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
21:00:16: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
22:00:45: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
23:00:51: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
01:26:52: Package delivered by O.D. Bodkins for $140,000