22:18:14: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
22:18:15: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Iggy Starlord got one over on Blaylock Samson once before.  So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Blaylock Samson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Blaylock Samson see's Iggy Starlord running hurriedly down the street.  Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Iggy Starlord doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before.  Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Iggy Starlord escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
23:09:24: Iggy Starlord is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Iggy Starlord smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Iggy Starlord lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Iggy Starlord's adrenaline.  Mac Nielson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Iggy Starlord.  "Not today, my friend."  Iggy Starlord twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Mac Nielson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
23:11:20: Iggy Starlord was feeling THAT feeling.  The feeling of the win just over the horizon.  A smile crept across Iggy Starlord's face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when Sonny Bill Spider launched an electrified bola at their feet.  Iggy Starlord can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before Iggy Starlord's head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep.  Sonny Bill Spider smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
05:19:51: Calto Fremis misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Sonny Bill Spider.  Sonny Bill Spider resumes delivery of their package.
05:58:23: Sonny Bill Spider is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from Calto Fremis, falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  Calto Fremis resumes delivery with the package.
07:31:25: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $100,000