17:29:23: Package picked up by Bacon Moo
17:29:24: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
18:00:17: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
18:29:28: Package delivered by Bacon Moo for $40,000