22:57:59: Package picked up by Weslon Campbell
22:58:00: @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
23:00:12: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) continues their delivery.
23:51:24: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) fires two pistol shots at @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s kneecaps, dropping them to their knees.  "Parcel transferred."
00:48:06: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) was feeling THAT feeling.  The feeling of the win just over the horizon.  A smile crept across @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) launched an electrified bola at their feet.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep.  @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
01:45:30: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
01:45:37: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship fires two nuclear torpedos into @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship, instantly incinerating it.  The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable.  "Parcel transferred."
01:54:10: @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
02:56:48: @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way.
02:57:25: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) resumes delivery with the package.
02:58:04: Package delivered by Weslon Campbell for $180,000