19:39:30: Package picked up by L.R. Snipestress
19:39:31: L.R. Snipestress was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, L.R. Snipestress vaulted over it, only severing one foot. L.R. Snipestress resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:11:55: L.R. Snipestress was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, L.R. Snipestress vaulted over it, only severing one foot. L.R. Snipestress resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
21:17:39: Ignoracious Buttafucco tried to sneak on board L.R. Snipestress's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. L.R. Snipestress continues their delivery.
23:33:13: L.R. Snipestress is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but L.R. Snipestress smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. L.R. Snipestress lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises L.R. Snipestress's adrenaline. Blaylock Samson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of L.R. Snipestress. "Not today, my friend." L.R. Snipestress twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Blaylock Samson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
08:45:40: Package delivered by L.R. Snipestress for $80,000