01:30:39: Package picked up by Jeff Colen
01:30:40: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes on their way.
02:00:19: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen).  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes delivery of their package.
02:03:29: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) manically runs after @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
02:03:36: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) fires two pistol shots at @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s kneecaps, dropping them to their knees.  "Parcel transferred."
02:13:27: Someone once told @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) knows @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) but the time is almost here.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
02:13:35: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen).  The package rolls to their feet.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
02:30:42: Package delivered by Jeff Colen for $120,000