18:34:38: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
18:34:39: Mac Nielson steadily took aim from a second story window as Leroy Palestine ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Mac Nielson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
19:00:32: Leroy Palestine was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco.  Luckily, Leroy Palestine vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
19:08:04: Leroy Palestine takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from Feisty Gazebo, who continues on their way with the package.  "Parcel transferred."  Leroy Palestine will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
19:34:51: Package delivered by Feisty Gazebo for $60,000