19:37:23: Package picked up by Feisty Gazebo
19:37:24: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  Ignoracious Buttafucco has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  Feisty Gazebo ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  Feisty Gazebo almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Ignoracious Buttafucco's trap. Frantic, Feisty Gazebo activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, Feisty Gazebo hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As Ignoracious Buttafucco manically runs after Feisty Gazebo firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Feisty Gazebo's grenades, losing a leg.  Feisty Gazebo continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
19:59:33: Leroy Palestine's ship fires two nuclear torpedos into Feisty Gazebo's ship, instantly incinerating it.  The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable.  "Parcel transferred."
20:00:44: Leroy Palestine was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Leroy Palestine vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:37:54: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $60,000