23:53:57: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
23:53:58: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau).  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery of their package.
02:47:35: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) resumes delivery with the package.
07:56:11: Package delivered by Nicholas Jusino for $40,000