17:25:30: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
17:25:31: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
17:38:20: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
17:38:22: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was feeling THAT feeling.  The feeling of the win just over the horizon.  A smile crept across @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) launched an electrified bola at their feet.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
18:07:59: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
19:16:43: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
20:25:06: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
21:00:46: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) got one over on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) once before.  So definitely, for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson), that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) see's @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) running hurriedly down the street.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) did not see before.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
21:00:56: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis).  The package rolls to their feet.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
21:14:04: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis).  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes delivery of their package.
21:14:07: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
21:14:11: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
21:14:16: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s ship rams head-first into @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s cockpit.  The package is snagged by @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) after a daring space walk.  "Parcel transferred."
21:25:33: Package delivered by Toe Cutter for $240,000