17:25:30: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
17:25:31: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
17:38:20: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
17:38:22: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
18:07:59: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). Luckily, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
19:16:43: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
20:25:06: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
21:00:46: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) got one over on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) see's @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) did not see before. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
21:00:56: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
21:14:04: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes delivery of their package.
21:14:07: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter). This is arguably why @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
21:14:11: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
21:14:16: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s ship rams head-first into @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s cockpit. The package is snagged by @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) after a daring space walk. "Parcel transferred."
21:25:33: Package delivered by Toe Cutter for $240,000