18:34:08: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
18:34:09: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
19:00:38: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) continues their delivery.
20:01:04: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
21:00:52: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:01:01: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau).  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery of their package.
22:34:46: Package delivered by Jack Corbeau for $100,000